things i hate

bicyclists:

i hate you guys because you think that you are both cars, and pedestrians. and you decide which you are at the moment when it most conveniently suits you. you need to pick. and if you're a pedestrian you need to ride on the effing sidewalk. because when you go ten miles per hour on the side/middle of the road i really just want to run you over. end of story. 

people who save seats but leave no indication of them doing so:

if i cross ten different people in the crowded aisles of a movie theater only to get to my intended seat, that looks free and empty as all get-out, and then you smile at me and say, sorry! these are saved! not only will i want to murder you, but i will say to you, you should really put something on them so people know they're saved. i'm sorry? you didn't bring a jacket or bag or anything to save them with? hows about your hands?! what? your hands don't reach that far? well sit in the middle of the seats you're saving and spread your arms out on either side of you. what? you don't want to use your arms for that? well then they should be cut off. seriously. 



i feel like there was another one but now i have forgotten it! i hate that, too.